Thursday, June 28, 2007
Honestly, the stupidest thing EVER
So Paris is out of jail. I can't say I am surprised it was a headliner. Fine. That's fair. But this report has got to be, hands down, the most moronic, imbecile, waste of time, space, air, piece of s*&!t bit of non-news I ever was so pained to witness.
Shame on Access Hollywood. Shame on all of us.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Problems with the yearbook
It's a simple smooch on the lips.
There isn't even any tongue!!!!!
Update: Marion Bolden has issued an apology for the picture's "blackout."
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Disadvantage, Ms. Henin
Ok, so of note, Federer is looking to win his 5th straight Wimbledon and he will. Justine is looking to win her first and she won't. And Serena has already thrown down the gauntlet!
Wimbledon Predictions 2007, baby!
Round of 16: Federer over Haas; Blake over some surprise; Roddick over Ljubicic; Andy Murray over Benjamin Becker; Bagh over Davydenko; Hewitt over Djokovic; Bjorkman over Berdych; Nadal over Youzhny. Poor poor Marat :-(
Quarters: Fed over Blake, ANDY MURRAY OR ANDY RODDICK! I am picking Murray. Hewitt over Bagh, Nadal over Bjorkman.
Semis: Fed over Murray, Hewitt over Nadal
Final: Fed over Hewitt. How did Hewitt get here?
Round of 16: Henin over Schnyder; Serena over Hantuchova; Jankovic over Peer; Hingis over Chakvetadze; Ivanovic over Petrova; Mauresmo over Vaidisova; Golovin over Kutzy; Maria over Venus? What a match!
Quarters: Serena over Justine. YES! Jankovic over Hingis; Mauresmo over Ivanovic; Maria over Golovin
Semis: Serena over Jelena; Maria over Maurez
Final: Serena over Maria. Poor Maria
And Venus and Serena are playing doubles. This is awesome!
Addendum: Andy Murray has withdrawn. Step up to the semifinals Mr. Roddick. But no further.
Labels: wimbledon predictions 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
Off To Bermuda!
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Chris Woods's permanent woody
A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.
The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.
Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism. They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.
The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection.
Kinda funny that the guy's name is Woods.