The Pot and The Kettle

So Paris is out of jail. I can't say I am surprised it was a headliner. Fine. That's fair. But this report has got to be, hands down, the most moronic, imbecile, waste of time, space, air, piece of s*&!t bit of non-news I ever was so pained to witness.

Enjoy.

Shame on Access Hollywood. Shame on all of us.