The Pot and The Kettle

This one is pretty easy. This past Oscars simply boils down to one simple fact: single life is certainly agreeing with Ms. Witherspoon. In 12 months she went from nice and cute to smoking hot. Possibly a little on the skinny side, but I will let this slide for the time being. she has bangs which I normally loathe, but I will let this slide. Girl is looking goo-ood! Well done. Sorry, Ryan.

Oh yeah, there was also Martin Scorsese, Ellen's antics in the audience totally trumping her monologue, Diva Eddie Murphy, further proof anyone can win a Best Supporting Actress Oscar, and such a Pan's Lab upset, that I can't quite deal just yet.