Friday, October 13, 2006
"Perfecting the Art of Fart Projection"
Say you're stuck on a plane next to a chatty neighbor, and you want nothing more than to be left alone. Thanks to [Michelle and Brian] Watters, you can just open up your hardback copy of "How to Murder a Complete Stranger . . . and Get Away With It" and odds are you'll get your wish.
The Ottawa couple is selling individual self-help book jackets sporting comical titles — and they're hoping readers with an active funny bone will help themselves, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation reports.
Among their eccentric offerings are "How to Overcome Nymphomania" (sure to get you some dates), "Do-It Yourself Vasectomy" (for the medical enthusiast with an independent streak) and "The Nutritional Benefits of Nose-Picking" (a must-read for any aspiring culinary artist) — to name a few.
Let's not forget "How to Make Your Mother a Porn Star" and "Perfecting the Art of Fart Projection."
I like it. Michelle and Brian need a website!