The Pot and The Kettle

You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well darlin', look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!

Top Ten Rules About Road Trip with Ms. K:
10. Mr. R on speed dial.
9. Sadly, only vegetables for in-car snacks.
8. Grits...whenever, wherever.
7. Roadhouse stops for dart hustling.
6. No spontaneous rock climbing.
5. English trumps Math.
4. Don't be totally against the word "plan".
3. No Deliverance jokes. Just don't even.
2. If there is a tie hung over the front seat/back seat divider, do not disturb.
1. Always wear something revealing, whether the revealed be biceps or breasts.