The Pot and The Kettle

Some crazy assed lesbian is stalking KTU (NY's 103.5 FM) DJ Diane Prior, leaving numerous sexually explicit voicemails and e-mails for her each day.

Bitch, I know its hard and all, especially since Diane is such a hotty totty, teasing you with that cleavage, but leave the girl be before you get a beat down!

Oh, and this may come as a shock to you people, but KTU is actually located in Jersey City, not New York. And Z100, they broadcast from the swamps in Secaucus, New Jersey. The only thing at the "top of the Empire State Building" is their antennae.