The Pot and The Kettle

Academy Award winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin, the bizarre-I-hate-the-corporate-world lead singer of Coldplay, welcomed a second child into their family this weekend when Gwynnie gave birth to a son in New York City.

They named him Moses. Moses Martin.

Moses joins sister, Apple Martin, as two of Hollywood's future f**ked up children. Good luck, Moses.






Kettle:
Like our good friend, Kathy Griffin says, "Mmmm...Gwyneth Paltrow....she just oozes sexuality" or "You want the media to leave your kid alone? Don't fucking name her Apple!"