Monday, April 10, 2006
Holy Moses, Apple, you've got a kid brother!
Academy Award winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin, the bizarre-I-hate-the-corporate-world lead singer of Coldplay, welcomed a second child into their family this weekend when Gwynnie gave birth to a son in New York City.
They named him Moses. Moses Martin.
Moses joins sister, Apple Martin, as two of Hollywood's future f**ked up children. Good luck, Moses.
Like our good friend, Kathy Griffin says, "Mmmm...Gwyneth Paltrow....she just oozes sexuality" or "You want the media to leave your kid alone? Don't fucking name her Apple!"