The Pot and The Kettle

Dunkin' Donuts has announced the winners of its recent "Great Lengths" contest, which asked customers "to write about the perils they faced and the obstacles they have overcome for a cup of the company's coffee."

It probably won't be too much of a shock to hear that a cop won the donut contest.

Jeff Godwin, 25, who is a patrolman with the Monmouth Beach, New Jersey police department won $51,000 (the equivalent of a lifetime amount of Dunkin Donuts coffee) after his plight to get a cup of coffee stood out from the 8,000 other entires.

Congratualtions, Jeff, you've made us proud -- bringing such honor and distinction to your department, town and state.

Now grab a donut and get your ass back out on patrol.