Thursday, February 09, 2006
The Year of the Cocktail, The Day of the Bluths

In case you weren't aware, 2006 is The Year of the Cocktail. No, really. Which seems pretty ingenious, and quite frankly, isn't it way overdue???? I have a feeling I will be waiting a while for it to be the year of the Lite Beer. Still, somewhere in the recesses of my mind, I can hear a horrendous Jersey Shore drag queen squawking, "Where are my alcoholics?"
Anyway, I guess I will try to embrace the spirits of the year. I once was told it was high time I stopped drinking beer and graduated to a more sophisticated, mature liqueur. If nothing else, I have something to strive for. Salut.